Good evening Saturday and Sunday. Quotes about Sunday and weekends

Hooray! The long-awaited weekend is just around the corner! There are two whole days of well-deserved rest ahead. We offer you a selection of funny statuses about Saturday and Sunday; they will definitely help you create a weekend mood. Share positive phrases and sayings with your friends, let them have the same great mood on weekends.

Weekends tend to end quickly, of course, because there are 5 days in the work week, and only 2 days off. Only those who have a job they don’t like are looking forward to Monday with horror. But those who do what they love easily part with the weekend and confidently move towards new achievements.

Many people start making grandiose plans during the middle of the week. As a rule, they begin with the desire to get some sleep and clean up the house, and end with the desire to meet friends or go somewhere with loved ones. Those who get up early in the morning have one desire for the weekend - sleep, sleep and sleep some more. Under no circumstances should you succumb to your body’s provocations. If you spend Saturday and Sunday without leaving the house, on Monday you will be no less depressed than after a wild party. In order to stock up on energy for the whole week, you need to get as much positive energy as possible on the weekend.

Statuses and quotes

Saturday is the hardest day of the week. You need to rest, and get some sleep, and clean the apartment, and take a walk, and have a drink. And you don't know where to start.

It’s better to postpone the “drink” until the evening; if you start in the morning, you won’t get anything else done during the day!

And on Saturdays I have an all-inclusive vacation... A washing machine, oven, iron, vacuum cleaner, Odnoklassniki are included...

And you really are having a European holiday...)

- I love you, I feel very good with you, let's see each other more often?
- We can’t see each other more often than once a week, it’s Saturday!

I would confess my love like Saturday...)

No work, no worries, because it’s Saturday for us! We relax and go for walks, without bothering anyone.

Well, maybe there are a few neighbors...)

Saturday is World Cleanup Day!

And Sunday is World Drinking Day!

I love weekends... I spend them in 3D format: At home I press the sofa...

Me too, nanotechnology...)

If suddenly this morning,
Suddenly the alarm clock rang -
Throw it out the window,
After all, he’s definitely gone crazy,
That he wakes you up on Saturday
That he doesn't let you sleep.
After all, Saturday is a holiday,
Well, just like New Year!

And Sunday morning is something like the first of January...)

Saturday is the second most important holiday after Friday.

And Sunday is the third!

This morning I got up, washed, got dressed, got ready, put on my shoes, and then, damn it, I realized that today is Saturday...

I probably also wanted to go to work on time?!)

If you had a dream on the night from Saturday to Sunday, it means Saturday was not a success!

Or, on the contrary, it was too successful...)

I rent out a bad mood for the weekend.

I can't return it on Monday!

By what time someone logged into Contact on Sunday, you can determine who spent it and how Saturday evening.

But from the photo on Instagram you can also determine where you spent it...)

Today is Saturday?
- No.
- Was it Saturday yesterday?
- No.
- Is tomorrow Saturday?
- Nope.
- Why won’t there be a Saturday at all?

Today is Wednesday, so calm down and get to work!

The main task on Saturday is not to forget to turn off the alarm clock, so as not to ruin your Sunday!

This task should be the main one on Friday evening.

Sunday is a friend of the sofa and brother of the TV!

Are you talking about pensioners, or what?!

The worst music in the world is the one your neighbors turn on at 6 am on Sunday...

Maybe people at 6 am on Sunday are just in the middle of a Saturday party?!

There is such a sign: the shorter Sunday, the longer Monday.

For some, Monday even comes right after Saturday.

Every Sunday I'm spoiled by the anticipation of Monday.

You have to love the beginning of the week: only five days, and the weekend...)

Sunday like past love– all that remains are memories of how good it was for you!

Come on, Sunday comes every week, but do you fall in love so often?!)

There is no better antidepressant than bed, TV and Sunday!

No, well, breakfast in bed, that goes without saying!

In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be with you on Sunday.

The main thing is that the boss doesn’t want this from work!

Every Sunday morning such horrors are shown in the mirror...

What's even worse than Monday?!

Boss to secretary:
- Katenka, I’d like some coffee.
- Pyotr Ivanovich, it’s Sunday, move away from the intercom!

That's what habit means!

Sunday: the soul sings, the cardiogram dances.

And in the evening I also have a headache, and my memory fails...)

The best thing about Sunday is Saturday evening.

And the worst thing is Monday morning.

Those who study on Saturdays must definitely go to heaven!

What, I can sin, I’ll still get caught?

On Sunday morning I read the outgoing SMS from Saturday evening and blushed.

It’s not for nothing that Sunday is a red day on the calendar.

Are you also one of those who are simply in love with Saturday and Sunday? Then don’t forget to plan your weekend correctly and get maximum positive emotions. Don't forget to pay attention to your family this weekend, visit your parents and meet with friends. Don't overload yourself with work on weekends, remember, they exist to relax!

The word day off comes from the word exit for a reason. The thing is that previously this was the name for non-working days, on which workers were allowed to leave the work yard. Times have, of course, changed, but the status of weekends has, in principle, remained the same. Therefore, quotes about weekends correspond to our attitude towards Saturday and Sunday. These are funny and ironic, wise and cynical statements at the same time.

Sayings about waiting for the weekend

I don't like weekends. Just when you get ready to sit near the fireplace with a cup of coffee in a rocking chair... And then it suddenly turns out that you have neither a fireplace, nor coffee, nor a rocking chair.

Oh, how I sometimes want a glass of wine and a day off!

What am I going to do this weekend? I haven't been on the couch for a long time, a lot of things have accumulated there...

There are so many temptations in life, but only a few days off.

So, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, we pass and pass, do not delay Saturday and Sunday.

Dear weekend, I solemnly swear that the days from Monday to Friday inclusive mean nothing to me. I want to be only with you!

How sweet the word “Friday” sounds, almost as sweet as “day off”.

I just got ready for work - and suddenly it’s another weekend, another vacation... And it’s always like that!

The weekend is ahead - watch out for your pocket!

How you start on Friday is how you will spend the weekend.

After five working days, everyone asks himself how to spend the two weekends allotted to him in order to relax his body and soul. Relaxation may not be conducive to the weather or the lack of clear plans for Saturday and Sunday, but this should not prevent you from relaxing and gaining new strength. We recommend getting ideas about holidays from sayings and quotes about the weekend.

Cynical and ironic quotes about the day off

Remember: the decisions you make after two in the morning on Saturday are the wrong decisions!

Only money runs out faster than the weekend.

The day off turned out to be such that it was time to take a day off.

Weekend... cleaning... Which pots do you have to knock on for Mr. Proper to come out?

On weekends after 12 o'clock at night, I temporarily have two or three times more friends.

How can you explain to your child that 8 a.m. on Saturday is late at night?

Russian people are the most hardworking creatures in the world! Only he is capable of relaxing at the dacha with a shovel in his hands after a hard day at work!

Do you also consider the day when you do laundry, cook, wash, clean, sweeten a day off?

On Saturdays and Sundays, few people write to in social networks... It’s immediately obvious that people are busy with business and not sitting at work.

The list of deadly sins somehow looks suspiciously like the list of my plans for the weekend.

Still don't know what to do to have a good weekend? Let's look into this issue. Relaxation in nature provides excellent relaxation. If you have a car, you can go to another city, and if finances allow, fly to another country. In addition, you can play sports or spend time with friends. And, of course, you can devote time to reading. You can glean wise thoughts from books, so that later you can shine as smart and funny quotes surrounded by friends. In any case, a change of scenery is the best vacation.

Famous people about the weekend

Weekends are two days on which there is no need to go to work. Janusz Leon Wisniewski

She loved weekends only because she could wake up for a long time, take a long shower, and drink coffee for a long time. On weekends there was an opportunity to stretch out those very tiny pleasures for which ordinary life there wasn't enough time. Rinat Valiullin

The day off turned out to be such that it was time to take a day off. Katie Lett

The better you spend your weekend, the faster time flies. Why can’t you just take him and stop him... Ivan Mashkovsky

Do you remember what the weekend is? These are two such inappropriate days at the end of the week... Anna Gavalda

Friday traditionally began with a light dinner on Thursday and ended with a hearty breakfast on Monday. Sergey Minaev

Weekdays are different from weekends because you don’t have to think about anything. Gennady Malkin

Fatigue will be over when you don't have to work after days off. Pierre Duck

I work all week and don't do anything on the weekend either. Henryk Jagodzinski

To get started new life from Monday, we have to live until Sunday. Boris Krutier

By the way, if you have had a hard week at work, then relaxing in front of the TV is not best idea. Lying on the couch for two days will not increase your strength and energy. And you won’t have anything to answer to your colleagues at work about how your weekend went. It is better to use Saturday and Sunday so that next week was energetic and eventful. Try to balance your life during the weekend.

Short statuses about the weekend

Weekends also count towards your lifespan.

How nice it is to do nothing and then relax!

I rent out a bad mood for the weekend.

Every Sunday I'm spoiled by the anticipation of Monday.

We need a weekend after a weekend to take a break from the weekend...

You definitely need to plan your way out of the weekend.

The first five days after the weekend are always so difficult...

How quickly the weekend flies by - I don’t even have time to get out of bed!

Even the longest weekend is always the shortest!

If you sleep during the day on a weekend, it seems like there were two of them...

Quotes about Saturday from books, as well as statements by unknown authors.

• I went out so rarely that I was unaware of the significance of the Sabbath for Jewish families. Andrew Sean Greer Incredible story Max Tivoli
• Alexandra Strelnikova, My Light, mirror, tell me...
• I told myself - there is no need to come up with versions in advance, Saturday will come soon and you will find out the truth. Maryana Romanova, Flock
• The restaurant had a night karaoke bar on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Egor Danilchenko, Revelations of a cook

• This also applied to religious regulations, such as observing the Sabbath. I. R. Shafarevich, Three thousand year old mystery. History of the Jewish Question
• On Saturday go to church, say Vespers, and on Sunday go to morning service. Antonina Sokolova, Spells that attract money
• To talk yourself out of this misfortune for the future, buy parent's Saturday new towel. N. I. Stepanova, Conspiracies of the Siberian healer.
• Sunday is the night from Saturday to Sunday.
• At about nine o'clock in the evening on Saturday it began " great game"with the head of the club. A.V. Makhnev, I lived according to my conscience. Notes from an officer
• Just one day Saturday and Sunday morning. Vitaly Skvorets, Saturday and Sunday morning
  
• Even if stones fall from the sky, I will definitely go to the synagogue on Saturday. Sholom Aleichem, Menachem Mendel
• If on Sunday you did not wake up, but were resurrected, then Saturday was a success.
• Whoever has Yerzeit in the coming week leads the prayer at the end of Shabbat, but does not say Kaddish. Michael Babel, Trip
• If a person is not happy on Friday, it means that he works on Saturday.
• Likewise, he kept the Sabbath on the seventh day, and these two points were very important to him. Benjamin Franklin, My Autobiography. Advice to a young trader
• Sometimes we played with sevens on Saturday, and with 11 people on Sunday. Guillem Balague, Messi. Football genius
• Saturday morning was beautiful. But then my memory began to return...
• June is Friday, July is Saturday, August is Sunday.
• Saturday is the hardest day of the week. You need to rest, and get enough sleep, and take a walk, and get drunk. And you don't know where to start.
• As he knows and can, so he will enlighten and calm the peoples who now believe in the fiery miracle Holy Saturday. N. L. Vekshin, Millennium myths
  
• Look! There will be a rhythmic ritual ceremony on Saturday! from the movie "Back to the Future"
• When they called me on Saturday evening, I already realized that something extremely serious had happened.
• I met her when I started going to synagogue on Saturdays on my own. Yu. P. Vyazemsky, Maundy Monday. Romance-temptation
• When I came home on another Saturday, dressed to the nines, my parents gasped in surprise. A. S. Feklisov, Roosevelt, Kennedy, Soviet agents
• Monday starts on Saturday.
• Besides all this, I had to come to my uncle R. every Saturday morning. Ben-Zion Dinur, The World That Was No More
• It shows that they violate the Sabbath for self-interest and in order not to lose a sheep, but in order to heal a person they do not allow this. Theophylact of Bulgaria, Commentaries on the Gospels of Matthew and Mark
• I wasn’t even bothered by the two inevitable working Saturdays a month, because they included days off, which I could take at any time convenient for me. Alexandra Strelnikova, My Light, mirror, tell me...
• First Saturday after New Year holidays- the best of the year.
  
• We will go out on Saturday too. We have no use for these Saturdays. The night would soon pass and it would be back to work. from the film "Old New Year"
• The rest of the week passed in endless struggle with the car, and finally Saturday arrived. A. P. Sigov, Showdown in test mode
• At the dacha on Saturdays I am Jewish...
• She walked around the house in trousers and a wide silk jacket. On Tuesday the jacket was lemon, on Wednesday it was raspberry, and on Saturday it was black. Dina Sabitova, Where there is no winter
• Is it not clear that the Sabbath is for man, and not man for the Sabbath? V. I. Lenin (Ulyanov), Complete collection essays. Volume 24. September 1913 – March 1914
• But what could I do if the young man even began to change positions with his partner so that all my working Saturdays and second shifts began to coincide only with him?
• Should we really wait until Saturday? N. S. Leskov, Laughter and grief
• However, Saturday began with unexpected events.

• Our turn to carry out the honor guard comes on Saturday - the last day before the funeral. N. G. Kuznetsov, Admiral of the Soviet Union
• Autumn hunting for waterfowl usually begins at dawn on the first Saturday of September and continues until November 30. Maria Goltsova, Hunting for Beginners
• We'll come on Saturday. Dmitry Dashko, Jig with death
• He sang about how stormy this Saturday turned out to be. Boris Oboldin, In your name may you find...
• We fled on the Sabbath and violated almost all the Sabbath regulations. F. S. Kandel, Jews of Russia. Times and events. History of the Jews of the Russian Empire
• Late on Saturday evening we went to the dacha. Elena Gabova, Prom Tale
  
• The best way to spend a Saturday. O. A. Lisenkova, When the cuckoo falls silent
• Monday is an egg from which Saturday will eventually hatch.
• Of course, each of them was a veterinarian, paramedic or pharmacist during his lifetime, but on Saturdays they gathered and played for the public, for friends. D. I. Rubina, White donkey waiting for the Savior
• The last such meeting of the “five” took place on Saturday, February 28, 1953. O. V. Khlevnyuk, Stalin. The life of one leader
• When he came home from the building the following Saturday and rang the doorbell, his heart ached. N. A. Lukhmanova, Institute students
• The worst day is Friday the thirteenth before working Saturday...
• By the second half of Saturday, when the actors and invited guests arrive, about a hundred people will gather on the island. F. D. James, Skull Beneath the Skin
• Saturday is the second most important holiday after Friday
• On Saturday the priest arrives and serves. K. V. Luchenko, Mothers: Wives of priests about life and themselves
• Saturday is World Cleanup Day!
• Or maybe go to your hypermarket every Saturday? Alexander Witt, Princess Helena, sixth daughter of King Gustav
• Traditional alumni meetings were held annually at the school on the last Saturday of January.
• If we don’t arrive on Saturday, then you’ll prepare a new lunch on Sunday. Irina Volchok, Housekeeper of King David
• Having also learned that some Jews were gathering in the caves closest to the city to celebrate the Sabbath, the torturer ordered them all to be burned with fire (2 Mac. St. Demetrius of Rostov, Lives of the Saints of St. Demetrius of Rostov.
• Two people died last Saturday, I've had enough. Irwin Shaw, Top of the Hill
• The only thing worse than Friday the 13th is a working Saturday, no matter what date.
• The timing was chosen so that the ceremony could be completed before the Sabbath. I. A. Mudrova, Great Jews. 100 famous names
• Thursday is good because after Friday there will be Saturday. Remember that on Wednesday.
• Important: the ceremony is not carried out on Saturday, Sunday and on major days. church holidays. N. I. Stepanova, Big Book predictions. Find out your destiny

By what time someone logged in on Sunday, you can determine who spent Saturday evening and how

Saturday morning, afternoon, evening and night are completely different days!

I wonder why in weekdays, I get up for school, and I immediately want to sleep so much, I don’t want to get up at all. And like Saturday or Sunday, I get up at seven o’clock.

Cool statuses about Saturday: At the dacha on Saturdays I am Jewish..

And I know how to sleep longer on Saturday. Just when your child sleepily asks “should we go to kindergarten today?”, answer confidently - YES!!! And then even if you walk on the ceiling, he will sleep soundly and sweetly.

We went to barbecue on Saturday. But there was no money for meat... So they only took vodka.

Over the past couple of months, Saturday has become the meaning of my life...

I really want Saturday to never end!

Saturday... Morning... Warm bed... Sweet Dreams... Suddenly a blow to the head with a remote control - “Mom, turn on the cartoons!!!”

My sexual fantasy on Saturday is to sleep in all positions!

Saturday is not a day off for nothing! This is a real holiday - a great and endless cleaning day!

No work, no worries, because it’s Saturday for us now!.. We relax and go for walks, we don’t bother anyone.

If Saturday passed without incident, then it wasn't Saturday.

All Saturday evening I thought I forgot to do something. I almost went to bed sober...

Saturday, Such a beautiful evening that you want to get drunk on some light, romantic shit.

SATURDAY... So much in this word... Previously on this day I went to a disco, but now I put a rag in my teeth, a vacuum cleaner in my hands and went dancing around the apartment.

For me, “good morning” on Saturday is when it’s already “good afternoon”

Saturday has come... I want to do a mischief, so much so that I will be ashamed at least until Wednesday!

If you had a dream on the night from Saturday to Sunday, it means Saturday was not a success

Friday evening is also Saturday.

Man is an animal... especially on Saturday.

Cool statuses about Saturday: Saturday is cleaning day! The basins are attacking.

How to explain to a child that 8 a.m. on Saturday is late at night?

Sign. If you woke up on Saturday morning on the street, it means... You fell asleep there!

I work all week and don't do anything on Saturday either.

And tomorrow is Saturday. Tomorrow everyone will finally be happy. Because everyone will get drunk.

On Saturdays after twelve I have only two states - insomnia and shamelessness.

Saturday is the second most important holiday after Friday

The best thing about Sunday is Saturday evening.

Let's have a Saturday night again on Monday morning!

It was the kind of Saturday that requires another weekend.

Any of us can remember the asshole who woke him up early on a Saturday morning.

We erase numbers that were once dear to us from the phone’s memory. We are “not small, and we have pride,” but every Saturday evening the “Drunk Tariff” is activated, since it is impossible to erase the ill-fated number from memory...

- Is it Saturday? - Yes. - Then let's go to the registry office.

The realization of what a mess you have in your apartment appears when you try to put it in order.

Best status:
Everyone is spinning love-carrots, but all I have to worry about is my geometry homework and my chemistry problem, which needs to be tightened up before Saturday.

Once upon a time, the devil conjured a work week, and in response, God created a weekend. But the unclean one distinguished herself here too: working Saturday - isn’t that her tricks?!

- Saturday is coming. - I see, so what? - Let's get drunk. - So we’re in a quarrel! - If we quarreled, this is not a reason to cancel the drinking session.

Only as you grow older do you begin to realize that weekend night discos and alcohol are not “cool” at all. The main thing is health, good sleep and loved ones, relatives near you.

Today is Saturday, and the situation is like at the beginning of the work week early in the morning.

Well, gentlemen, the weekend is over, shall we go to work tomorrow and rest?

There is nothing better than coming to work and finding out that you have a day off :)

What do people who haven’t gotten enough sleep all week do on their days off? They get enough sleep. And what do those who got enough sleep do? And here they are drilling

I'm going to be a bitch this weekend. I'm urgently looking for a guy with low self-esteem!

In thousands of eyes, find the very ones that will begin to tear apart my crumpled soul. And then draw them in your sleep and dream of finding them. Again and again. Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. The soul is in tatters.

Just to survive until Wednesday, and then the weekend is not far away.. :)

Diet: Monday: take an egg. Tuesday: cook. Wednesday: clean. Thursday: Eat protein. Friday: eat the yolk. Saturday, Sunday - fasting

I read it from the girl: “This October there are 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years! Achumee” And the fact that in July 2011 the same thing will happen, will she even throw herself off the window?!?!)))

there’s no one here to have a damn drink with on a day off, and they’re all about sex)))

What are we doing this weekend??? -We’re conquering the world..!) -Okay, that means we’re drinking again..

Sometimes my mother allows me not to go to school on Saturdays, saying what to do there, but like a fool I rush there just to get a glimpse of you...

I wonder why on weekdays I get up for school, and I immediately want to sleep so much, I don’t want to get up at all, but like Saturday or Sunday, I get up at seven o’clock, go to bed at one in the morning, but get up at seven.

The dude who was walking along the square last Saturday around 9:00 p.m. Alexander Nevsky in the subway with a rubber doll in his arms - huge respect! lifted my spirits)))

Who else doesn't like rain, especially on weekends?

I can only talk to her on weekends; on other days she is busy with lessons..)))

If only every day were SATURDAY...)

Saturday is the second most important holiday after Friday)))

Those who don’t call on weekdays, don’t call on weekends either.

Day off... Parents watch the films they like... And from time to time I come to watch advertisements...

For real woman a day spent in vain is a day off without a scandal.

It’s so great to automatically wake up at seven on Sunday and think: God bless whoever invented the weekend!)))

But he is far from me, and he treats me a little rudely, but I still wait for Saturday to come to him! I don’t understand what’s going on around me...

Summer is over, which means now it will only be: I want to sleep, I’m cold, and let’s get drunk on Saturday. 🙂

When you get drunk in the morning, you think I won’t do it again, the next weekend comes, you forget everything and you get drunk again, and in the morning again you think I definitely won’t do it again! Ahah)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday... These are the days that I want to spend with him... Only seven days, but they always repeat... So I want to be with him always...

Oh, director, you are powerful, you drive away flocks of clouds, you force us to go to work on Saturday. Al will you refuse me an answer? Have you seen an annual salary anywhere in the world? I’m looking for her... - Wait, there’s a mountain in the north, in it deep hole, In that hole on three ropes a coffin swings from gold, In

It’s terrible to study without weekends and holidays, I demand that weekends and holidays be the same as at school, it’s unbearable to study for half a year, then rest for a week and study again for half a year and a month of sessions in the summer... a nightmare...

If you had a dream on the night from Saturday to Sunday, it means Saturday was not a success!

I want a weekend... lots of it... and from the heart!)

Let's take the day off and don't sleep tonight!

Shit Monday, shit Tuesday, shit Wednesday, shit Thursday, shit Friday, Saturday, Sunday. This is how I live.

Saturday, early, morning.. school, reluctant.. but after the bell and the words “ Good morning, my love, wake up, today will be your day, I’m sure today you can do anything! I’ll come pick you up in half an hour, I love.. “.. the morning becomes really good, and you begin to believe in yourself, nothing is scary, everything is fine.. I love..

by what time someone logged in on Sunday, you can determine who spent Saturday evening and how 😀

In the store: -What do you want? -Happy weekend!=)

Girls who want to be invited somewhere are annoying... and when you call them it starts: “I can’t, I’ll be busy tomorrow, maybe next weekend”!

Saturday is World Cleanup Day!

It’s Saturday again, it’s evening again and I’m home again..

This morning I got up, washed, got dressed, got ready, put on my shoes, and then I fucking understand that it’s Saturday... o_O

Yesterday was Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and then what about today? O_o

I drink on days that begin with the letter “S”: Wednesday, Saturday and Today.

Monday-pink, Tuesday-white, Wednesday-yellow, Thursday-black, Friday-green, Saturday-blue, Sunday-red. Dress like this and you will be happy!

If you love, then love completely, to the tips of your eyelashes, without thinking about yourself, 60 seconds a minute, on weekends and weekdays... otherwise why love then?

My sexual fantasy for the weekend is to sleep in all positions!

It’s Saturday evening, I’m sitting at home, nothing’s going well... - Dad, buy me a beer. -Which daughter? I understood everything without any questions (I’m 17 years old) Nice

Saturday is nerd day

When you turn on the TV on weekend mornings, you realize with horror that our country cooks and renovates apartments on weekends!

And tomorrow is Saturday. Tomorrow everyone will finally be happy. Because everyone will get drunk.

That's why it's harder to get up early on weekdays than on weekends?

Damn, school again... and again we live from day to day, and again we wait for the weekend...

Saturday... There's so much in this word... I put a rag in my teeth, a vacuum cleaner in my feet and went dancing around the apartment...)

Let's give each other a wonderful weekend? -Come on, of course. -Then, until Monday?

And today is Saturday. Today everyone will certainly be happy. Because everyone will get drunk...

What day of the week is today? -Thursday...no, fuck, Tuesday. -yeah, Saturday. -I knew it in the morning.

Either women in Russia are so influential, or the men in the government are afraid of us. One day off on February 23, and three on March 8 :)

I'll give myself a day off: cigarettes, coffee, popcorn, contacts and movies)

Over the weekend, my father pasted a photo of a Nissan X-Trail into his wish album. And yesterday he crashed into him...